Gumilar is a lanky dude with a long ass finger which he uses to please children in his local kindergarten. Gumilar is usually good by heart, but addicted to crystal metamfetamin. Even though he likes kids he also likes pp in his poopy hole.
Person 1: Who was the subtitute teacher in the kindergarten yesterday?
Person 2: Gumilar, assuming from the kids screaming.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIST!! I don't know what to say but you do be the my big sister all this time through the good and bad time. I always be feeling so fuhkin grateful to know you, eventho we are so annoying to each other sometimes but I love you sist! Remember that you're 26 years old now hahahaha it's okay I wish you every good things in life.
Sincerely, Maudy
Dwi Gumilang Rukmana is the craziest sister I've ever had.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIST!! I don't know what to say but you do be the my big sister all this time through the good and bad time. I always be feeling so fuhkin grateful to know you, eventho we are so annoying to each other sometimes but I love you sist! Remember that you're 26 years old now hahahaha it's okay I wish you every good things in life.
Sincerely, Maudy
Dwi Gumilang Rukmana is the craziest sister I've ever had.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).