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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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Gumdo GumDoggie Guido gumbo gumdrop Gummo gundo Gumjob Gumboot Gumdinger
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

Gomdoongie 

Slang for a black dude or dudes. Korean slang for blacks.
We must be in the shitty part of town man. What makes you say that? There's a shit ton of gomdoongies sitting on porches!

I'm tired of being mugged by gomdoongies all the time!
Gomdoongie by aceshigh_5 October 25, 2009

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004
verb: when an old lady (or man; we don't like to discriminate) gives you head without wearing dentures.

origin: Some guy who lives on "Gumwood Road" gave me the idea
"dude, your grandma just gave me the meanest gumwood. i came in like 2.5 seconds"
Gumwood by faNayNay69 January 18, 2013