Gullis
Jonathan was drumming his feet and had a face like a 90s raver who'd overindulgenced when he was blindsided by a Gullis.
Gullis by Nigel Fuhrage June 21, 2022
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the gillis principle
The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.
Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.
Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour
It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.
Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour
It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014
Gulbis
Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009
gullifer cancer
An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.
gullifer cancer by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017
Gulliver Twist
Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"
Gulliver Twist by escapepublishing December 18, 2010
gullible
gullible by TheGreekMind November 7, 2003