A disturbingly attractive group of Pacific northwest dwellers with a collective IQ sitting around speed of sound. The Gulliksons are not a hairy people, and they farm a respectable herd of dodge steeds for transportation and defense purposes. Their primitive humor is countered by their advanced weaponry and understanding of complex tools, like hammers. A well-armed society, the Gulliksons are best left to their own devices as their underdeveloped social skills coupled with a strong dislike of all things blue often lead to conflicts with neighboring tribes of passifistic yet irritating leftists.

"Did you hear that Jim took his Subaru into the woods to observe the mating rituals of the woodpecker and test out his new REI biodegradable binoculars?"

"Yeah man, that was weeks ago. Word is that his car got stuck in a cow patty somewhere near Gullikson territory. The cops told search and rescue to not even bother."

Gullikson by Spartette December 2, 2009

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dirty gillison

When you throw a wicked unpleasant shit at your sister

I gave Santana a dirty Gillison, she’s so mad at me

dirty gillison by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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