gullison

An old soul who was alive at the wrong time.

“You’re such a gullison.”

gullison by Cjade August 15, 2021

Mrs gillison

Is prehistoric and is a bitch she claps your cheeks if she tells you to go in the hall and might even try to rape you

Damn did you see Mrs gillison she is old asl

Mrs gillison by Bigchungis_101 February 2, 2020

Gillison

a wicked unpleasant shit

Man don't go to the bathroom, Dan just took a wicked gillison.

Gillison by GLPower December 9, 2007

gullion 

the most awesome last name ever, a group of fantastically awesome people...

It's going to be awesome when I become Mrs. Gullion.

gullion by gonnabeag October 18, 2008

Gullikson 

A disturbingly attractive group of Pacific northwest dwellers with a collective IQ sitting around speed of sound. The Gulliksons are not a hairy people, and they farm a respectable herd of dodge steeds for transportation and defense purposes. Their primitive humor is countered by their advanced weaponry and understanding of complex tools, like hammers. A well-armed society, the Gulliksons are best left to their own devices as their underdeveloped social skills coupled with a strong dislike of all things blue often lead to conflicts with neighboring tribes of passifistic yet irritating leftists.

"Did you hear that Jim took his Subaru into the woods to observe the mating rituals of the woodpecker and test out his new REI biodegradable binoculars?"

"Yeah man, that was weeks ago. Word is that his car got stuck in a cow patty somewhere near Gullikson territory. The cops told search and rescue to not even bother."

Gullikson by Spartette December 2, 2009

dirty gillison 

When you throw a wicked unpleasant shit at your sister

I gave Santana a dirty Gillison, she’s so mad at me

dirty gillison by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020