Skip to main content
Gucclets are arrogant, malign and paranoid beings who will bend their knee to none but their Father in Darkness, Michael. The desires of their Mikelets and Daemonguccies are for power and domination, and for weapons and soldiers that will make them invincible - and it is from this desire that the Gucclets; the scions of fire, were born.

Rather than summon uncontrollable Daemons as a human Chaos Sorcerer might or parley bargains with the greater fiends of Chaos, priests of Michael have long sought to enslave the Daemon they summon by binding it into weapons and armour, war machines and constructs, thus harnessing and controlling them to the Sorcerer's will and giving them form. With the Gucclets they have sought to do something more, to create a race of beings, half-daemon stuff and half-raging fire drawn from the magma of the deep earth and birthed in the boiling blood of Michael's burning sacrifices, given form and contained within an armoured framework of articulated iron and rune-stamped bronze.
My grandma was killed by the Gucclet in the attic.

Oh no a wild gucclet appeared, I think it'll burn through the local village and kill everyone.

Three hours ago a gucclet manifested in the orphanage, sent by a priest of Michael to kill and consume everyone inside.
Gucclet by Sneed d'Elaine September 19, 2021
Gucclet mug front
Get the Gucclet mug.
See more merch
When you smear your balls on a girls face while farting in her mouth
Lizzy what happened to you i got Gucklet by billy
gucklet by I DONT FUCKING KNOW December 5, 2016
Related Words

guckleton 

A dumb person who doesn’t understand the simplest of things
1: What are you talking about.
2: Shut up guckleton.
guckleton by TophatJerry August 21, 2023
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026