Guatgioh
Someone who pretends to be cool and claims they have ‘rizz,’ but is actually lying and overestimates themselves because they’re not that guy.
Maxi: Yo Niklas, I’m going to Eva’s birthday party this weekend.
Niklas: Really?! Why didn’t I get invited?
Maxi: I think it’s just for people she’s really close with.
Niklas: Nah bro, I think it’s because of her best friend. Her boyfriend probably thinks I’m a threat to their relationship, like I’m trying to steal his girl or something—that’s why I didn’t get invited.
Maxi: Bruh…
(At the party)
Maxi: Wait… where’s her best friend’s boyfriend?
Basti: Seems like he’s not even here.
Maxi: …
Maxi: Nahhh 💀 what an Guatgioh statement by Niklas.
Niklas: Really?! Why didn’t I get invited?
Maxi: I think it’s just for people she’s really close with.
Niklas: Nah bro, I think it’s because of her best friend. Her boyfriend probably thinks I’m a threat to their relationship, like I’m trying to steal his girl or something—that’s why I didn’t get invited.
Maxi: Bruh…
(At the party)
Maxi: Wait… where’s her best friend’s boyfriend?
Basti: Seems like he’s not even here.
Maxi: …
Maxi: Nahhh 💀 what an Guatgioh statement by Niklas.
Guatgioh by RizzingMan May 4, 2026
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