Guacamole Taco 

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

Guacamole Taco by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

Guacamole taco 

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits

can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*

Guacamole taco by Bryan GM October 6, 2007