Guac Guac 9000 

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.

You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000

Guac Guac 9000 by ninjakong January 31, 2022

Guac guac 9000 

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado

Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

Guac guac 9000 by Epic gamer 69 420 February 3, 2021

Guac Guac 9000 

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

Guac Guac 9000 by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022