gruns

Underpants; a diminution of the rhyming slang 'Solomon Grundies' = Undies

Must go to Marks and Sparks to get some new gruns!

by tigpig March 24, 2011

gruns

Slang term for Randomness, or plain nonsense

Vipjemon battles often contain a lot of Gruns.

Hah i went to a pub last night and everyone was grunzed

by jerunsvis January 21, 2004

grundel

Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 17, 2021

Grinstead

A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.

That Grinstead is such a sweetheart.

by The Mad Hatter 10 October 5, 2012

gransvestite

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

grumstrup

a mentally retarded boy, that though his gender, suffers from great daddy issues, because his mom is a dude.

so your mom is called michael? you are such a grumstrup....

by datdj May 6, 2013

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008