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Grunit

A "Grunit" is an absolute Unit with a large nose, comparable to Gru's nose (The Despicable Me Character)
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen that Grunit over there?
Person 2: "Yeah, what an absolute weapon."
by IAmBlaZing April 7, 2019
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grunty boy

A character created by YouTuber MandJTV that appears whenever he gets a sponsor
Haha, it is I, Grunty Boy
by Shogun the Samurott March 8, 2021
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Aiden Granitz

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019
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Grunty

IT'S POOP!
Person 1: "I've had so much fiber I have to go to the bathroom and make a grunty (take a dump)."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."
by MCACABKM August 16, 2018
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Gruntosaurus Rex

taking a dinosaur-sized crap; would win the "shit of the year" contest; the kind of dump where you lose weight.
After not crapping for a week, I sat down and loaded up the bowl with a Gruntosaurus Rex.
by DinoDave May 6, 2010
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Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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