Grumpapotomus

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A grumpapotomus is the word to define someone that is being grumpy

Lauren's been such a grumpapotomus ever since Rolo stood in the rain all night...again

Grumpapotomus by Sregor February 9, 2020

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grumpopotamus

a grumpopotamus what one would refer to their spouse or partner when they stomp around and grunt as the only means of communication when diplomacy is needed. this is the act of being distant, hung over, hungry, sleepy, drained, emotionally compromised and not talking about whatever it is. ultimately just picking a battle or argument for no good reason with someone when they should be having fun.

hey you what's wrong? NOTHING! come on now, what's up honey? NOTHING! come on sweetie talk to me! RAWR! damn your acting like a grumpopotamus!

grumpopotamus by KATSHYT January 30, 2014

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grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

grumpapotamus by Me January 2, 2005

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grumpapottamus

an extremely grumpy individual

you are being such a grumapottamus!

grumpapottamus by schmemily May 13, 2005

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Grumpopotamus

1. (Adj.) One who mopes around all day, complaining about anything and everything .

2. (N.) One who intentionally creates situations to justify their grumpiness

Wow, David, you really are a grumpopotamus

David is a real grumpopotamus today.
SEE David.

Grumpopotamus by Local94eng June 9, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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