Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.

Nothing is as aggravating as losing a ball-hair to a persistant grundlesnap.

grundlesnaps by Whitebird May 13, 2005

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Grumblesaurus

Someone who no longer becomes happy when they drink.

Mark is a grumblesaurus, he wouldn't make a good road trip buddy

Grumblesaurus by Prink January 25, 2013

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grumplesnatch

when to homosexual men pee on each other while dom stands in the corner and violently masturbates

Dom loves to grumplesnatch every day of the week, rain or shine.

grumplesnatch by peemandom May 29, 2018

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Grumbleslave

When your slave sucks down your grumble

My grumbleslave is a little faggot who sucks my grumble.

Grumbleslave by Grimbon January 15, 2018

Grumblesnark

The act of relieving canine stress in an inappropriate fashion. When a dog goes apeshit for food - combining growls, whining, partial barks and clicking their nails on the floor from dancing around like an idiot. (note: keep your red rocket to yourself during grumblesnarking)

My dog Tucker likes to grumblesnark at 5:00 am and it annoys the fuck out of me - but it’s so cute I can’t get mad.

Grumblesnark by Catten Whisperer February 3, 2023

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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