A term used to tell someone they are cowardly, spineless, lack support for their own actions. A person who lacks male genetalia literally ot figuratively speaking so they are viewd as acting like a sooky little girl.
Julie: Mike grow some balls and face up to your actions. Be honest for once and stop playing games and God with other people's lives.
Mike: I'll just ignore what I did and hope she forgets or just suck up n hope I never have to face up to it...
Julie: pathetic
Mike: I can't disagree with that WAH
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.