Gropeapotamus

Unpleasant, groping fat old man. Often found pretending to be President.

Donald Trump is the biggest Gropeapotamus on earth.

by Andy Willard March 17, 2017

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015