Amstel

The code name for the act of going for a wank.

Im going for Amstel, will be back in 30 minutes.
That Amstel i had the other day was amazing man.

by GkeikV3 October 27, 2022

simon amstell

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

by secret person. March 31, 2005

Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.

by Clockwork June 16, 2012