Groddler

An elderly man (61 and older), with senior citizen tendencies and childlike dependencies.

After a day spent golfing with the guys, the groddler asks his wife for help to put a band-aid on.

by LOVEMAH June 6, 2020

Groodler

An overenthusiatic groodle owner that performs sexual acts on their animal from sheer amoration.

groodle = golden retriver/poodle

I think that guy likes touching his groodle a little too much, he must be a Groodler

by Rob G 83 November 4, 2012

Griddlers Gut Punch

The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.

1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."

by Coach Johnny Mo January 20, 2014

Groodler

Somebody who loves their Groodle or golden doodle. My groodle is a big teddy bear.

Golden Retriever cross poodle.

I love taking my groodle to the dog park. My groodle is such a happy dog it make me a groodler.

by Mike Jones73 October 1, 2012

groddle

The space between your your penis/cooter to your booty hole

Oh my goodness I can see your groddle

by Groddle good February 21, 2022