Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
by mntain July 26, 2018
by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020
by jayjeyjai October 3, 2022
The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
A really sweet yet strong person mostly they use their strength for love and protection he loves every one and is very nice to everyone he tries his best but he is only half human.
Teh Groat!!!
by All facts November 26, 2017
The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
by Ironpanion May 6, 2022
To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.
Groat (v.)
1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.
2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.
1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.
2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.
by partyboy1775 May 2, 2011