English ryhming slang; council gritter= up the sh*tter!!!
she has been well and truly done in the gritter!!!
by justin January 26, 2004
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A sexual act where a man/women place a finger in the bum and a finger in the vagina and rubs the wall between the two fingers.
by babermiester June 29, 2010
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One who fornicates with another, fully aware that they will soon be moving away to be with their girlfriend/boyfriend.
I hate being such a gritter, but he's so good in bed!
by Dr Bary November 19, 2011
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Somebody who is about getting their money.
Yo you see him, he a straight gritter
by Laylayy November 16, 2020
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Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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