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Greggs Dummy

A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.
Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.

Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.
by BuckT March 2, 2022
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gregs dummy

a cheap sausage roll given to babies by teenage mothers to shut them up while in the pram
get that gregs dummy in yer gob and stop crying
by vinnny August 18, 2006
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