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Greenville High School 

A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.
Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"

Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"

Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."
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Greeneville High School.

A high scool in East Tennesse where pricks have little dicks, and arragence is bliss. They are known for their kick ass football team that recruits players and moves down a division to avoid teams that will rape their little green assholes. Laughing at the misfortunate, and talking about how good you are at sports is another past time at Greeneville. 2. Where you go when you think your rich,in middle to upper class, and where your shit don't stink.
Friend 1: What do you do at "Greeneville High School.

Friend 2: Smell your own ass, what do you think.
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2:Smells like exellence why do you think.

Granville Boys High School 

An all boys school located in Western Sydney often labelled as one of the worst schools in Sydney. The students are mostly of Lebanese and Pacific Islander descent with around 500 students or so. Most students travel from local and neighboring areas such as Auburn, Merrylands and Guildford.

Granville Boys gained mass public attention after a video was posted in retaliation to the Cronulla riots on youtube containing Lebanese background students labeling themselves 'Soldiers of Granville Boys' and the school jumper with a knife on it.

The school was once again in the spotlight after a group of Granville Boys students wielding machetes and bats stormed nearby Merrylands High School in search of a student over an argument with one of their cousins.

Even before these incidents the school already had a bad reputation with teachers often leaving. A former student quotes that he "had 10 different maths teachers for the HSC and no permanent physics or chemistry teacher" and that "very few kids wanted to learn". Brawls and assaults are often witnessed in public places such as Auburn train station where groups are gathered after school. Videos of fights and brawls are seen on popular online sites such as bebo and youtube.

However, the school has undergo-ed a significant change that its recent history has had on the schools reputation. The days of early 2000s to 2008 will forever be the dark days of the school but hope and success is what the future lies for students.
Arthur Phillip: "Bro look at them school kids over there they look like they gonna have a fight"

Meriland High: "Yeah theyre from Granville Boys High School, what do you expect"