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Greenridge secondary school 

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
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greenridge secondary school 

A great school before 2019 that is located in Bukit Panjang, beside BKE. Used to have kind and cool teachers, the former principal used to be awesome at investing things, and spending it on our canteen piano and changing the colours. Mr Rajaen our former dm before 2018 is the strongest spanking dm, cool and funny. Now the school is just the worse, hence combining with Fajar Sec in future 2022
Example: Got 1 greenridge secondary school kid sitting on his teacher's motor without permission, bloody dog ah basically, thrn stupid enough to post or make it obvious for ppl to record.

Greenridge secondary school 

greenridge stands for:

Great,
Really
Eager
En
Nlearning
Rhow

Ito
Dstudy because
Gthis is the bukit panjang version of
Eit’s the end besides fajar both for the students and the school because it’s merging in 2023
In 2023:
a: eh, are you from greenridge secondary school?
b: what’s that?
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026