Greenfield International School

Greenfield International School aka GIS pronounced 'jizz' by the students. Absolute pigsty. Crappy little school in the middle of Dubai. All the students are genuinely depressed, a good 50% are definitely sociopaths. The other 50% are either nicotine addicts that hide out in the bathroom, try-hards that tear up over getting a level 6, chamaks who think they're the shit cause they know how to use the word wallah, or all of the above. If you go to Greenfield, I'm sorry I know it's hard. I would say you can get through it if you stay strong, but even that probably won't help much. But we're all in it for the education, right!? (not that the education's any good either).

"Yeah I go to that shithole Greenfield International School"
"Oh my god you poor thing. Sit down, have some water"

Greenfield International School by sk8rthot April 19, 2020

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Greenfield International School

A fucking shit OUTDOOR school. In the middle of the desert. Retarded school with depressed students. Tell your parents you need to transfer immediately if you go to this school. If you don’t, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Person 1: “I go to Greenfield International School”
Person 2: “Get the fuck out”

Greenfield International School by mmmooosssss October 30, 2019

Greenfield International School

a school that's only goal is to make you think you are able to eat soup with a fork, also the only equipment you will need is cps because the teacher keep wanting to manage you bac.

person 1: you're on the same IQ level as Greenfield International School

Greenfield International School by thesoupknife March 21, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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