Greenbrier High school

95 % of the kids are inbred, the other 5 % are also inbred

I go to Greenbrier high school, I want to fucking die

Greenbrier High school by Dickwack69 September 13, 2018

Greenbrier High School

If you're a freshman:
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)

Girl: I'm so terrified to go to Greenbrier High School
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.

Greenbrier High School by NotAPrepBro December 15, 2015

Greenbrier High School

a rlly preppy high school with a bunch of rich snobby people in Columbia County in Evans, Georgia.

majority of the kids judge u behind ur back but it’s fine, just ignore it.

the student section for all the games especially football and basketball are the best.

we also know how to party and have to best spirit in CCBOE.

the school has a flag with money signs on it just to represent what we’re known for...Daddy’s Money (we’re also known as the pharmacy bc of all the potheads at GHS)

Abby: Did you go to Greenbrier High School in high school?

Sam: Yeah, why?
Abby: Ohhh.. so you’re a spoiled kid who knows how to party I’m assuming?

Greenbrier High School by hahaidkhaha October 10, 2020

Greenbrier High School

A small school in rural northern Tennessee that is severly obsessed with social class and segregation. Greenbrier has a 98.4% white population and a 2.6% population of any other race. This "other" race mostly consists of hispanic origin. The graduation rate is about 70%.

Greenbrier High School's football team is so terrible, the school remodeled the football stadium in hopes to change the loosing record; it didn't work.

Greenbrier High School by EltonJohn29 March 16, 2009

Greenbrier High School

A high school in Columbia County, Georgia where Everyone is spoiled rotten, and the staff is more concerned about catching kids with nic and drugs than they are about or food and education, it also consist of a bunch of rent-a-cops and a principal who’s not fit for her job. The maitnence sucks and you have no privacy in the bathrooms because all the stall locks are broken.

Hey You went to greenbrier high school right?
Yeah why?
You are fucking spoiled

Greenbrier High School by Bitcheslovesomeredneckdick March 31, 2022