Green Mage

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A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.

Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!

Green Mage by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008

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the chad green mage

the chad green mage is a YouTuber with a small amount of subsriber but he had sex more that you

guy 1: hey you see the new" the chad green mage " video?
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the chad green mage by djsjdj August 12, 2021

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the chad green mage

the best YouTuber ever

the chad green mage is really good and a omega chad

the chad green mage by djsjdj August 12, 2021

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greenage

Word for Marijuana.

Where is the greenage?

greenage by The Greenage October 4, 2005

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greenager

A teenage environmentalist

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.

greenager by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009

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greenage

The much-longed-for verdant glow of a traffic light. Fervently desired when one is in a hurry.

Already nine minutes late to her tanning-bed appointment, the driver muttered, "Gimme some greenage, gimme some greenage."

greenage by simultaneously May 11, 2006

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Greengage

A orchid

Alleys of greengage

Greengage by Pp omd caki August 18, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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