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Green Early Gift
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A child who was
conceived
after their parents got drunk on
St. Patrick's Day
, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday
forgotten
.
I hate
my parents
for making me
a green
early
gift
.
by
RLYoshi
March 13, 2015
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