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greek soldier 

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

greek soldier by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008
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Light-green Soldier 

Member of the street military. You.
"The Light-green Soldiers sound like Crayola Crayon workers on strike."
Shut the fuck up before I kill you."
Light-green Soldier by AK47 February 7, 2004

geek-soldier 

A geek who, after playing enough FPS, believes he/she is fit to join the Army. Possesses just enough mental instability to get in. Ironically, the time spent pwning n00bs has made them pale, frail and physically unfit.
The Canadian Armed Forces reserve is full of geek-soldiers and tools.
geek-soldier by AlexeiB. February 26, 2005

green card soldier 

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
America is betraying it's green card soldiers.
green card soldier by garcalej August 21, 2018

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026