Greasember 

A period of time considered socially unacceptable for an individual to refrain from bathing.

"When was the last time you washed your hair?"

"A couple days ago."

"What, are you celebrating greasember?

Greasember by Springuist December 19, 2009

greaseburgers 

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds

Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.

greaseburgers by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010