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Grassmaster 

One who has mastered the art of the smoke. One who has achieved calm in both mind and breath. One who is truly meant to be worshipped and observed.
Fuckboi friend 1: Geez, how many joints has Andrew done already?
Fuckboi friend 2: SHHHH!!! Silence, knave! Lest thou value thine puny existence, thou shalt NOT interrupt the one true Grassmaster in the middle of his ritual! Have thou no shame?!
Grassmaster by AerialSong August 2, 2019
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Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya 

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.

GRANDMASTER FLASH

Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.
All turntablists today have in some way been influenced by the incredible Grandmaster Flash.
GRANDMASTER FLASH by Marxist April 11, 2004

Gasmaster 

The undisputed ultra-king of flatulence.
You do not want to get on the wrong side of the Gasmaster.
Gasmaster by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Houdini Grandmaster 

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.
yo man its Flash throwin it back yall
Grandmaster Flash by AquaGen August 27, 2003

grandmaster flash

"Those White Lines"
grandmaster flash by renos April 5, 2004