- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?
mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011
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