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Grandma Friend 

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!
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grandma friend 

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.
grandma friend by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017

grandpa friend 

Similar to a mom friend or dad friend, a grandpa friend is usually the grumpy one of the group, and has a hard time showing his love for other friends in the group but its there. He generally complains about topics such as back pain (or chronic pain anywhere), how he doesn't like the current generation (even though he likely is part of it), or how things were better when he was younger despite being no older than his early 20s.
Paul: I don't think that Greg likes me
Tina: He likes you, its just hard for him to show it-he's a grandpa friend

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026