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Great Grand Cougar 

A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...
"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.

Grandcougar 

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.
I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.
Grandcougar by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010

Grancougar

A single, divorced or widowed woman, with grandchildren, that is 50 years of age or older that has an eye for much younger men.
Those grancougars that Matt is supervisor for will really miss him if he changes jobs.
Grancougar by Sir Toppem Hat April 8, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026