Grahul 

A Grahul (also sometimes referred to as a Panade) is an ancient dinosaur-kind animal species that lived from 1.5 - 2 million years B.C. on the indian part of the planet earth. It is said to have fed himself mainly of curry, rice and dryed bananas. Unfortunately the Grahuls got extincted 1.5 million years B.C. when weed became popular in india and every Grahul smoked to much of that good gas. However, since 1996 there are noumerous stories of humans which reported sightings of a lonely Grahul that survived in the mountains of Switzerland. So if the legends are true, there is still one last Grahul left.

OMG. That Grahul is so high!
WTF. That Grahul ate all my curry!

Grahul by Prof. Dr. Grahul January 29, 2019

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

granularity 

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.

Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.

granularity by flatster December 19, 2008

gramulating 

The state one is in when they are awaiting the birth of a grandchild. Waiting to become a grandma. Also nannavating, waiting to become a nanna.

Sandy, did your daughter have her baby yet. Not yet, I am still gramulating.

gramulating by Grammy Sammy O April 23, 2010

gradulate

To congratulate someone when you have little to no knowledge of their accomplishments. Or their names. Or English.

I'd like to gradulate the Florida Gators, Corch Urban Meyers, Percy Harveys, and the athletic school on winning a championship in the BCS Playoffs.

gradulate by Tom Quisan March 20, 2009

graul 

A name given to any of higher power. Grauls are among the biggest ballers in the known world, being smarter, stronger, faster, and simply better than every other human being.

"Don't fuck with him, he's a Graul. He'll kill you for looking at him, simpleton. Why? Because he can."

graul by Aryan Saint September 24, 2003

Grahlf 

To open a can of soda or pop using your front teeth

Dude, Phil just grahlfed that can of apple juice

Grahlf by Pryorprism March 26, 2009