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Graham Bell

The very first African American to enroll in Kirksville High School in 1952 the hardest partier on the North American continent. Led the kv student section and was flaming when the county sheriff ended grahams reign when he was viciously mowed down by three of his deputies. But that didn't stop Ole graham, finally after a large quarrel he was finally lynched from the rafters...by his penis till he lost blood flow. To this day on a hardcore student section flame when the jungle is in its prime you can still here graham bell.
Matt: bro I just heard graham bells spirit rootin on the ol basketball team. That means we're totally gonna win tonight.

Bowen: hell yeah bruh
Graham Bell by Poonslayer6996 September 2, 2016

The Graham Bell 

A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
The Graham Bell by Roger Sterling September 9, 2009

The Alexander Graham Bell

The AGB (Alexander Graham Bell) (noun, slang) is a nickname for the vertical 69 position, referencing the inventor of the telephone because both sexually engaged partners are transmitting signals, by a female partner putting her mouth around the male partners penis, and the male partner putting their tongue into the female partner’s vagina. As well, they are arranged in an upright position resembling Alexander Graham Bell’s telephone.
“Yo Tally, put her in the Alexander Graham Bell. “

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026