grab-a-snatch

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

bro grab

A masculine hug occuring between two men, usually occuring during moments of intense joy or initial meeting. They are marked by their overtly heterosexual nature.

First popularized by the "Professor Brothers" cartoons.

Mike (uncomfortably): "Ian, why are you holding me."
Ian: "Bro Grab, man."
Mike (suddenly comfortable and unmolestedly): "Ah. Cool."

"I pulled up to the curb with manly, Kate Moss confidence. And there's the dean and his wife, bulging with impatient fluids. I moved in for a bro grab and got totally whiffed" - Professor (ep. 'Late Date')

by Cyd Midel Vardelli March 1, 2007

pussy-grab

Sexual assault administered by a Trump-shaped Dorito

On November 8th, 2016 white Americans came out in droves to pussy-grab the country.

by gantheia November 9, 2016

Cash grab

1) A scheme by companies to make poorly made product just for the purpose of making money

2) Referring to an expensive but poorly made product

This excuse for a game is nothing more than a cash grab!

by AdmiralSupreme August 28, 2017

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

grab a spoon

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

by Chinoviejo December 7, 2007

Primal grab

The act of suddenly grabbing a boob or booty without thinking. Automatic response to Female or Male so sexy you just gotta Primal grab. It does not involve any thought, but simply is an involuntary action.

Elizabeth's breast was so fine that Jason with out thinking did a primal grab.

by I am Muffins January 22, 2017