The action of ripping of a male's genetials and stapling them to either his or another person's forehead.
Is usually used in a threesome when one member of the threesome is out of the picture. Thus, the left out individual will rip off the male genetalia and staple them to either his or the other member of the party's forehead.
1. Listen to this, Stacy! I was having a threesome with Dale and Lisa last night. They were leaving me out, so I have Dale a himmalayan hard grab and left the remains on Lisa's forehead.
2. He was being such an ass, a himmalayan hard grab was the only way to prove my point.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.