government mule 

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

government mule by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

government mule 

It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.

I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.

government mule by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

Government Mule 

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.

Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!

Government Mule by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006

Government Mule 

Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.

"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"

Government Mule by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021

$40 Government Mule 

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

$40 Government Mule by electromatt May 24, 2018