a person of complete and total awesomeness; a person that is far beyond awesome; a person that will burn your eyeballs out of your head if you look at them too long because they are so awesome; everyone longs to be a Gottemoller, but few succeed.
girl 1: Is that Rebecca Black?!?! She is so awesome!!!!
girl 2: yeah, she is such a Gottemoller.
girl 3: Are you kidding me? no shes not! Billy Mays is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl 1 and 2: wow. that is so true. i never realized that. that must mean you are a Gottemoller also. *bow*
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.