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Literally the best things on the planet.
Get yourself a goth girlfriend they take such good care of you.

If ur goth girlfriend shares her music taste with you, KEEP HER.

Always make sure u treat ur goth gf with lots of cuddles and affection.

“Hey did you see Joseph’s new girlfriend? She’s super hot”

“Yeah he got himself a goth girlfriend, lucky”

goth girlfriend by Mozi_Bakugou September 2, 2021

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Goth girlfriend

That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs

“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”

Goth girlfriend by .:.:bruh January 29, 2022

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big titty goth girlfriend

Your one and only big titty goth girlfriend. She's got big tiddys and you know she's goth by the way she vaccums your porkstick

Damn he's got a really nice big titty goth girlfriend.

Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight

big titty goth girlfriend by RockTRapp April 20, 2018

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Seasonal Goth Girlfriend

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.

- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.

Seasonal Goth Girlfriend by widebased September 30, 2022

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big titty goth girlfriend

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"hey, have you seen my slave aka my big titty goth girlfriend."

big titty goth girlfriend by moto.moto.69 August 4, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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