gosser

someone who is seen as a tosser and studies geography

mark you bloody gosser!

by j1p2s3 July 6, 2006

gosser moment

When you do something extrememly stupid and make an ass of yourself.

He ran into the closed door? What a Gosser Moment!

by Necroscope March 30, 2005

Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

Gossed

To steal a friends girl from under his feet

I was chatting to a girl i liked in a bar last night and my friend swooped in and gossed me.

by Angry friend December 30, 2012

Glosser

To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.

She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.

by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009

Beau Gosse

Phrase of French origin, the literary translation being "good looking kid". Typically used as an appreciative term for handsome young men.

"P'tain, quel beau gosse!"

by JukedStats January 6, 2009