Gordon Brown (
British Prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called "Private Frazer" from "dads
army". He broods over how much he hates the sassenach
English and about how we are "all doomed, aye doooomed I tell ye"
In his spare time, Gordon Brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too
mean to buy his own (typical Jock)). Occassionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a "wee dram" often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 Asda - the stingy bastard) He is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his
friend Tony Blair to push billions of tax payers
money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.
Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (cunt)
1st
man:
What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
Lets send our
Mp's to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?
2nd
man:
Youre right there, but what I want to know is, why isnt Scunthorpe spelt Sgordonbrownthorpe
1st
man : Aye I know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe