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Gordon Bennett 

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists
Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times
Gordon Bennett by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gordon Bennet Lads 

Gambie the Great’s favourite saying to yell out in anguish. Other sayings include “CHEESE ON TOAST”
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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