To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.
"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."
by French Dip April 8, 2008
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In the United Kingdom, an early 1990's strain of LSD that featuread a black and white face of the ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev
"I'll do you three Gorbachev's for a tenner"
by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006
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Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.
I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!
by Random Fuckin Hero September 20, 2007
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Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.
The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.
by Javid1236 March 28, 2009
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A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.
Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.
by Phunkspace March 3, 2005
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Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
by BenKerr October 17, 2003
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Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.
Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker
by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021
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