Goosey's

When you become extremely cold and get an excessive number of goosebumps all around your body

Chase: Wow you look so cold right now

Zach: I know man im freezing, look at me i have such a bad case of the goosey's right now

Goosey's by flexible nipples June 12, 2011

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

wigwam for a goose's bridle by GS71 April 19, 2017

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

I'm pulling the goose's neck by Masturwate December 18, 2017

Loosey Goosey Solution 

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

Loosey Goosey Solution by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

Emperor's Goose 

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

Emperor's Goose by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023

Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

Hit the goose where it's loose by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021