goose egg

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

goose egg by disco stu September 24, 2003

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Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

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A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

Goose Egg by Loumus August 20, 2008

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1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."

goose egg by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

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When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina

Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life

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Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

goose egg by Anonymous September 23, 2003

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A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

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