Gooncheese . 

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

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Gooncheese . by Essex♥ November 5, 2009

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatcheese special by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

Goatcheese Surprise 

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

Goatcheese Surprise by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

Goosecheese 

The colagulated semen from one's rectum. Famous for anal barebacking.

"I hear Alex is a faggot. "
"Yes, I hear still he has goosecheese from the orgy last month."

Goosecheese by AlexisaNhiteWigger January 5, 2019