goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025