Goofy Twat

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018

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goofytwt

The subtwt for Goofyduo aka GoodBoyHalo and Jef. Some people in it are nice some are assholes.

Why does goofytwt suck sometimes? I just want to draw GoodBoyHalo and Jef.

goofytwt by CupcakeHalø July 6, 2022

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Goofy Twat • goofytwt • goofy • Goofy ahh • Goofy Goober • goofy ass nigga • Goofy nigga • Goofy Ah • goofy-ass • goofy foot

goofytwt

Roman and British empire combined lmfao

“Hey is that goofytwt? The Roman’s with tea?”

goofytwt by CrumblingCat July 6, 2022

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goofytwt

Roman and British empire combined

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Not healthy and is beyond toxic at this point

“Goofytwt?? Kinda scary”

goofytwt by CrumblingCat July 6, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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