Goodnize

A more aggressive form of goodnight, which refers to “goodnight and shut up” in order to make it known that you are going to sleep immediately.

“Wow I cant believe she did that”
“GOODNIZE!!”

“Oh sorry I’ll stop talking now goodnight”

Goodnize by Thecatwiththegat June 8, 2018

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goodnites

a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help

If you wet the bed and can fit in goodnites, wear them.

goodnites by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

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Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

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Goodnite

Goodnite is what you tell your ma to make her think you're going to sleep but you're actually going to just play Fortnite all night

"It's bedtime"
"Okay, goodnite ma"

Goodnite by PH_007 March 3, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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