Good News Everyone!

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Something announced to a large group of people, presented in a positive manner but is almost always NOT good news.

"Good news everyone! It's a suppository!"

Good News Everyone! by Good Samaratin December 1, 2013

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Good News, Everyone!

A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."

Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.

Good News, Everyone! by Nøva Buttz September 9, 2010

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026