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Good News Everyone! 

Something announced to a large group of people, presented in a positive manner but is almost always NOT good news.
"Good news everyone! It's a suppository!"
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Good News, Everyone! 

A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."
Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.
Good News, Everyone! by Nøva Buttz September 9, 2010
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