Gooch wagon

A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.

Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.

by The stavster April 16, 2011

Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010